This is the most unexpected ad for lube that you will ever watch
"hey do you want to hang out tonight?"
"we’ll have food"
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
when a someone is a better artist than me and is supportive of me i just
when u burn someone in front of ur friends
There are two kinds of people.
*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*
did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy
now I do